disenchanted

i adore the simple things, but i am too complicated for my own good. tv shows, books, and video games distract me from my life. my heart will forever belong to cats, fictional characters, playlists, and english. if it's relevant; i reblog.

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i lol’d so hard at this omg

well you know it’s going to be an interesting night when your roommate stumbles into the room drunk and high, fails at opening a package of noodles, and announces loudly that she has to go change her tampon　

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seeing the beginning of someone’s status quoting taking back sunday lyrics and getting excited until…

“you could slit my throat and with my last breath I would apologize for bleeding on your shoes”

shoes?

FAIL

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Sharks are scary, but I feel like you could swim away from it, you know? But you see a bear? You’re screwed. They can climb trees and shit. the logic of my roommate -
oldcinemas: love

i’m kind of laughing at myself because i almost forgot that i ate cheesecake at like 5am this morning until i sat up and saw the plate and crumbs at the end of my bed.

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yourbro:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

(Source: plasticoctopus, via petit-renard)

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